GARDEN VARIETY PSYCHO / ENTREPRENEUR / REMODELING EXPERT / STAND-UP COMEDIAN / CORVETTE ENTHUSIAST / MEGA TENNIS PLAYER !!
GROWN IN A LAB TO BE AN ELITE PICKLEBALLER !!
GENIUS IN A WORLD OF MOSTLY IDIOTS
HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT HE IS THE MAN !!!!
THE FRIGGIN MAN!! HE KNOWS LIFE'S UNIVERSAL SECRET AND HE WON'T TELL US??!!
OVERALL PIMP SUBSTANCE ABUSER AND WOMANIZER
FUNNY, COMPACT, CRAZY, WORD !!
MY BUDDY!! HE'S A WILD MAN !!
TANK IS FILLED WITH PREMIUM RUSSIAN VODDIE. HE'S ALWAYS FOLDED !!